USA Today: NYC Official Condom

Yes, New York City will have its own official condom. Personally, despite the oddness of this, I think it's a great idea. We can never have too many free condoms. But I also think that NYC should have an official dental dam, latex glove, lubricant, spermicide, etc.
There's no official name for the city's new prophylactic yet, but may I suggest the "Don't Fuggedaboudit!" Advertising idea: The "Don't Fuggedaboudit!" so you don't end up with NYPD Blue-balls. OK, that's just bad.