Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Pink Pistol-Packing Lesbians

Bill O'Reilly has really lost his mind this time. He's apparently done a piece about supposed lesbian gangs terrorizing America with their pink pistols, recruiting kids as young as 10 into the lifestyle, raping young girls, and randomly attacking heterosexual men. Yeah. Sure. Bill, the Lesbian Shadow Government is watching you. Be afraid. Be very afraid. We may tell your wife what orgasms are and then you're really in trouble.

2 Comments:

Blogger reasonably prudent poet said...

wow, that's hilarious! where's MY pink pistol?!? and somebody please tell me our gang signs, i feel so left out!

12:50 PM  
Blogger Melinda Barton said...

That's an interesting question. I'll have to check with the LSG's military unit. By the way, I'm thinking maybe someone should tell O'Reilly that when a lesbian says she's packing a pink pistol, she's talking about 9 inches not 9 millimeters.

4:06 PM  

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