Just Don't Inhale

George W. Bush wants you to do drugs. Why else would he propose an increased in spending for an "anti-drug" ad campaign that the GAO reports has a.) not decreased drug use and b.) may have actually increased drug use amongst some teens?

Wait. Never mind. This is George W. Bush. He probably thinks it'll be good for the "war on terra'ism". Get the Muslim radicals a little high on ganja and they'll be too mellow to attack anything but the pantry.

Or they'll be too busy looking up Surah 4:20, which states:

[4:20] If you wish to marry another wife, in place of your present wife, and you had given any of them a great deal, you shall not take back anything you had given her. Would you take it fraudulently, maliciously, and sinfully?

Duuuuuuuuude! So, I can't get my ring back. Bummer.