Welcome, DUers!

Two and a half years and you're still obsessed. Obviously, nothing I ever say or do will sway you from your quest to cyberstalk me in perpetuity. However, I'd like to suggest "Activities When You Have No Life." That'll give you something to do between orchestrating Harry Potter wank-off parties and your obviously brilliant plots to change the world one five-person forum poll at a time. Good luck and G-d bless.